關於兩人對話英語小笑話

  笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。下面是小編帶來的,歡迎閱讀!

  篇一

  TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

  SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

  篇二

  Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

  Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

  Stan: In the bathroom 。

  Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

  Stan: Blindfold them!

  斯丹:我贏了 92 條金魚。

  弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?

  斯丹:浴室。

  弗雷德:但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

  斯丹:矇住它們的眼睛!

  篇三

  In the Eden,Adam told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”

  “Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”

  “Sounds good,”Adam said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”

  “One arm and One leg.”

  “OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adam asked:”How about just one RIB?”

  在天堂裡,亞當對上帝說:”我太寂寞了,我須要一個人陪我.”

  “好的”,上帝答到.”我將要給你一個完美的女人,美麗,聰明而且溫柔,她將毫無怨言地為你燒飯,為你做一切事情.”

  “那太好了.” 亞當說道.”但是,要做出這麼一個完美的女士,我須要付出什麼呢?”

  “一隻手和一條腿.”

  “噢,那代價太大了!”想了一會,亞當接著問:” 一根肋骨怎麼樣?”

  篇四

  小明上英文課時跟老師說:may i go to the toilet?

  老師說:go ahead. 小明就坐了下來。

  過了一會兒,小明又跟老師說:may i go to the toilet?

  老師說:go ahead.

  小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學於是忍不住問:你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎?怎麼不去?

  小明說:你沒聽老師說“去你個頭”啊!

  篇五

  一對熱戀中的男女。女生非常沒有安全感,於是對著男友說:“say i love you!! say

  it! say it! say it!”

  男的答道:“it!