英語小笑話非常短

  笑話能夠折射出社會生活中的方方面面,笑話可以在說笑中蘊含著人們對於美好生活的期盼和訴求。小編整理了非常短的英語小笑話,歡迎閱讀!

  非常短的英語小笑話篇一

  Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

  老師:誰能回到我下一個問題,誰就可以回家了。

  One boy throws his bag out the window.

  一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

  Teacher: who just threw that?!

  老師:誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

  Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

  男孩:我!我現在要回家了。

  非常短的英語小笑話篇二

  Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

  Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

  媽媽:你為什麼不停地跳上跳下的?

  湯姆:我剛吃完藥,可我忘了先搖瓶子了

  非常短的英語小笑話篇三

  Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

  Jack: Certainly.

  Tom: And why?

  Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

  湯姆:威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

  傑克:當然應該了。

  湯姆:為什麼?

  傑克:否則他就該跟我借了。

  非常短的英語小笑話篇四

  What has a head, a tail, and no body?

  什麼有頭、有尾,但是沒有身體?

  A coin!

  硬幣。